I thought this was genius, but I was wrong.
Late last night, I had an epiphany. While many waste away their hours sleeping, I was hard at work creating some unheralded genius. This will, in very little time, make me millions of pounds. I will try to continue to be friendly with some of you, but when I am rich it will be hard to find the time to spend on others. I apologise if you are one of the worthless people I no longer choose to speak to.
