How to make lentils taste better.
Step 1. Pour lentils into a baseball bat shaped mould.
Step 2. Add water and glue.
Step 3. Cook for 5 hours in a hot oven.
Step 4. Remove from oven and allow to cool. Remove from mould.
Step 5. Hit a lamb.
Step 6. Eat lamb.
Apologies to those that saw me tweet this. I just liked it so I wanted to immortalise it on my blog.