Lies, Lies, Beautiful Lies.


Lies, Lies, Beautiful Lies.

Today it is Honesty Day,

Or so I have been told.

It started in America,

And it’s leaving me cold.

 *

Should we be honest?

Should we be true?

We’ve all blamed echoey phone lines,

When we’ve answered, mid poo.

*

When you first met,

Your other half was a cracker.

Will they really welcome,

Being told they’re now a fat knacker?

 *

“So, Sharon, here’s your big day!”

“You look great! You look lovely!”

“Dave, you sure you wanna to do this?”

“She looks like a prop forward in rugby.”

*

“Size doesn’t matter”,

She fibbed, looking down at his whanger.

“Your arse still looks big, love,

When it’s in an aircraft hanger.”

*

I think we should play safe,

And tell stories that are tall.

Or if you have nothing nice to say,

Then say nothing at all.

**

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