While looking at Twitter today, @TheMichaelMoran linked to the video above, boldly claiming that “If you were still thinking of entering the Best Pop Song Of All Time sweepstake stand down. We have a winner.” Tears of laughter after watching it several times, I recalled a story from my dim and distant past.
When I was in charge of a fire engine, we got a call from HQ to go to an incident at a village we didn’t know. The radio transmit button was slightly jammed on as the driver said “Nowhereville*? Where the fuck’s that?”
The whole of the fire brigade heard it. Someone radio’d us to warn the transmit button was on so he quickly said “As I was saying Dan, I’m going to a fancy dress party and I will WEAR THE FOX HAT”
Genius quick thinking.
*Name changed in the silly attempt to disguise who might have been swearing on a fire engine. Pathetic, but I thought I should try.
If the milkshake that Kelis has, does bring all of the boys to her yard
As she indicates by her inference.
To cover all of the lactose intolerance ones,
I want to be sure, that she has adequate insurance .